So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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