U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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