do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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