You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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