seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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