it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
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