seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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