Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
This is my gift to your gina
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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