garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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