I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
God, you're like boner-b-gone
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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