Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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