shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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