OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I queefed so loud it echoed.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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