So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
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