Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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