I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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