from now on my penis is your penis
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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