you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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