yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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