Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
