Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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