I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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