Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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