so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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