I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
It was like getting head from an anaconda
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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