what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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