I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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