idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
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