VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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