we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
When are your genitals available?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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