last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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