Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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