I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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