His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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