She said her name was "party"
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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