Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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