Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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