I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Randomize
