wakey wakey hands off snakey
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
We have started to decorate penises.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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