He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
