The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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