how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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