i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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