Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize