after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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