if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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