how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Randomize
