I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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