did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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