i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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