Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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