it hurts more in the daytime
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize