But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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