Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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