I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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